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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

The doctor said,

"Tell him I can't see him."



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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

" Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."



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I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears.

His advice:

"Don't answer it."



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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said,

"Here, take these -

If they don't work, give me a ring."



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Another guy told the doctor that he thought

he was a deck of cards.

The doctor simply said,

"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."



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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,

He told me to stop going to those places.



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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment,

Then he says,

"I wish you had come to me sooner."