Friend #2 : “Alright..”



Friend #1 : “Okkay, i’m gonna start with part 1..

There was a husband and a wife, they were

driving to a campsite when they came upon a split

road. The husband says “let’s take the left one.”

The wife says “I think we should take the right

road.

” Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take

the left path.”

Friend #2 : “Hahaha”

Friend #1 : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2..



Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing

so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back

and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup

for us to eat!” The husband says “but I wanna eat

fried fish” The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” and

they end up drinking fish soup.

Friend #2 : “Oh crap!” lmao

Friend #1: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4-”

Friend #2 : “What about part 3?!”

Friend #1: [Slaps the friend across the face] who's telling the story me or you!!!